property transfers

so I'm trying to make good use of the internet cuz
most of the fun has been sucked outta the sucker over the years
and
"local property transfers" catches my eye and so I think to self
"let's see how recovered ye just might be"
which was not the best of things to do
equity is down - from the inflated "shouldda dumped this fucker then" by a good 250k
and you know - way down deep - there are times when the only thing that can set this rock back on axis
is a blow job
doesn't even hafta be a really good one - ya know???