Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Brought Tears to my eyes...

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?A: America !
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--David Letterman

3 comments:

Willy D said...

If I didn’t know any better I’d say that you don’t think very highly of somebody (anybody) in DC.

Lady Ridesalot said...

LOL! Thanks for the laugh. I especially liked the one where America would be saved if Pelosi and Obama sank in the ocean.

Yessssss!!

ratone said...

You know I knew we were screwed when Nobama got elected,,,din't think it would ever go as far as it has..In fact we or those of us not in High School will only feel a small amount of the damaged he has done to our country..and he is not finished..Generations of Americans have lost out..No Willy right now I'm think we need to toss both parties and start fresh..